Vin Diesel is 3 weet-bix more than steven seagal. sylvester stallone is about 28 weet-bix while mike tyson is at 36 weet-bix
by jobflobadobYob October 10, 2010
Cheez Bix, often mistaken for Weeta Bix, is a delicate confectionery, enjoyed by the upper class societies of Somalia. It originates from unknown colloquial vocabularies and is said to be made of a mixture of milk, age, and plenty of yeast cells. Due to the curious combination of ingredients used in its creation, it is often found with wrinkles, bones, and fungi that are capable of inducing cardiac arrest within ten minutes of ingestion. Some say that the aroma of Cheez Bix is enough to induce a coma.
Cheez Bix is often referred to as Jizz Bix, Cheez Bitch, or, less commonly, Jizz Bitch, although these, "Nicknames," are usually jests and should be corrected during all occasions.
Other uses include:
-verb
1) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause death through heart attack or eternal rest.
2) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to obliterate resistance in a battle front through the use of simple methods of assault.
3) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause worry and concern amongst people who have never heard of Cheez Bix.
-noun
1) A state of, "Cheez Bix," is used to describe a coma or eternal rest caused by the smelling or ingestion of Cheez Bix.
Cheez Bix is often referred to as Jizz Bix, Cheez Bitch, or, less commonly, Jizz Bitch, although these, "Nicknames," are usually jests and should be corrected during all occasions.
Other uses include:
-verb
1) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause death through heart attack or eternal rest.
2) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to obliterate resistance in a battle front through the use of simple methods of assault.
3) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause worry and concern amongst people who have never heard of Cheez Bix.
-noun
1) A state of, "Cheez Bix," is used to describe a coma or eternal rest caused by the smelling or ingestion of Cheez Bix.
Geoff: I think this guy just had a Cheez Bix
Bobulus: What do you mean?!
Geoff: He either smelt or ingested a rare form of confectionery that is only found in Somalia.
Bobulus: What do you mean?!
Geoff: He either smelt or ingested a rare form of confectionery that is only found in Somalia.
by Cheez Bix July 10, 2009
by I love you bix..25 June 14, 2021
Bix Nood.
-A particularly quotable, notably outstanding example of white power propaganda manifested in complete and utter irony.
-Probably sourced from the website resist.com and originally printed in who gives a rats arse.
-A source of infinite intentional or unintentional humour.
-A particularly quotable, notably outstanding example of white power propaganda manifested in complete and utter irony.
-Probably sourced from the website resist.com and originally printed in who gives a rats arse.
-A source of infinite intentional or unintentional humour.
by bix_nood August 16, 2005
by Spiffy Hamster April 23, 2005
Joke1: What did the Aussie kid who always says 'Never eat soggy Weet-bix' say when his Weet-bix got soggy bc he had it with milk like every other normal person?
Joke2:How do you clean up floor spills?
Joke3: How do you make the oceans dry up?
Joke4: How do you make people shrivel up and die?
Joke2:How do you clean up floor spills?
Joke3: How do you make the oceans dry up?
Joke4: How do you make people shrivel up and die?
Weet-bix joke answers:
Answer1: Idek, he just stood there and picked his scab off that he got from falling off his razor scooter at the local park.
Answer2: Drop a weetbick because they're so fucking dry, they'll do the trick and there's ya soggy Weet-bick, boi.
Answer 3: Drop a Weet-bick.
Answer4: Crack a Weet-Bix Joke or just give em a Weet-Bick.
Answer1: Idek, he just stood there and picked his scab off that he got from falling off his razor scooter at the local park.
Answer2: Drop a weetbick because they're so fucking dry, they'll do the trick and there's ya soggy Weet-bick, boi.
Answer 3: Drop a Weet-bick.
Answer4: Crack a Weet-Bix Joke or just give em a Weet-Bick.
by [Insert swear word] March 22, 2023
my gay boyfriend has a bix
by a real person that is not gay November 28, 2022