Bivens

a blowjob performed on a person who is asleep

"Man, I woke up and that skank was giving me a bivens"!

by Mr. Bivens May 26, 2008

Bivens

A person who got beaten up everyday in high school, and now spends all his time posting inane stuff on the internet. Bivens very rarely leaves the house, except to go to LAN parties so he can talk about how "leet" he is. May or may not be attracted to one of the Hanson brothers.

What, did you lose another girlfriend to Ditech.com? You're such a Bivens.

by Lunarian March 18, 2005

Bivens

To mess up a sure thing

She was all ready to go home with him until he opened his mouth and Bivens'd it up

by ATOhurley May 12, 2016

joe biven

when you use a v instead of a b

It's president joe biven

by raybeez February 21, 2022

sarah bivens

amazingly hot

sarah bivens

by trey bob July 27, 2011

Tyler Bivens

A 7th grader who is obsessed with james charles and thinks ps4 is the best console which is really the gayest he is also i love with james charles and loves the LGBT and wants to be apart of it one day

Hes such a Tyler Bivens

by someone who thinks haegens gay April 30, 2019

Biven

Synonym for simp-ish "cringe" or "crinj"

You cant call him cringe when he is already Biven.

by zangay April 6, 2020