Bitchelle

A girl who is extremely annoying, unattractive and of course, BITCHY. She thrives to be the center of attention, and thinks she is a boy-magnet when in fact she is not. Stay away from Bitchelles because they manipulate you and try to make you into something you're not.

Guy 1-"Hey did you see Bitchelle?"
Guy 2-"Yeah, she's so annoying and bitchy!"
Guy 1-"Why the heck are we even talking about that bitch!?"

by whoopwhoop_mango March 25, 2010

Bitchelle

That one Michelle that no one can stand. She has hypochondriac tendencies and never showers. Bitchelle is always complaining and cries when she doesn’t get her way.

“Okay Michelle you are being a total bitchelle right now”

by Ghosthandle1234 January 17, 2019

Bitchel

The Australian cult leader of Chase Atlantic, this man does not know how to speak clearly. And often uses “yuh” is every sentence, he also often speaks about his dick.

Person 1: “have you heard the song devilish?”

Person 2: “no not really, I couldn’t understand what Bitchel was saying”

by Saxgod July 20, 2019

Bitchel

(A combination of the words Bitch and Bushel)
1. a group of annoying girls that will not shut up
2. a gathering of bitches

-I was studying when I was disturbed by a loud and obnoxious bitchel

by Solo H December 12, 2010

bitchele

Real name is normally Michele (one 'L'). Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Looks to deceive. Is nice to face but talk behind back constantly. You can call her Jeffery dahmer because she'll eat your heart out. Manish looking. Looks resembling sea hag, elephants asshole, or a dolphins penis. Pathological lair. Horrible mother. Conceited to the fullest extent. Puts on show but is the biggest pussy. Will stab you in the back at time never expected.

Person 1: My best friend just screwed up my whole life.

Person 2: She sounds like a bitchele.

by oreogirl June 18, 2015

bitchel

A nickname given to a friend who has the name 'Mitch', which, means one is an individual who can be easily roasted out of his mind, who also is unable to counter with his own witty remark, and will resort to using remarks such as, "man, you are so gay" or, if you are eating a carrot while making jokes, "man, you're just munchin' on that dick". He also will make use of the word 'holy', in order to blow off anything that has happened in the vicinity.

Guy 1: "That dude is a total bitchel!"
Bitchel: "HOLY, no need! And stop fuckin' roasting me, bitch!"

by brootal21 March 03, 2015

Bitchell

Basically the essence of life. A word used to describe almost anything, good or bad.

"That is SO bichell!"
"You're bitchell"
"OMG, that is so UN-bitchell"
"That hurt like a bitchell"

and the ever so famous
"HOLY BITCHELL BALLSACK"

by Bitchell_Glen_Coco May 09, 2009