bitch please

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

by Margaret November 17, 2004

Bitch please

A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.

Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.

by The Man Who Stares At Floats May 3, 2010

bitch please

a word you say to your ex after she wants you back.

can i have you back

bitch please

by stupoddd July 18, 2019

bitch please

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.

Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"

by Banj December 21, 2004

Bitch Please

a phrase to respond with when you're being pissed off by a bitch.

bitch:"girl you aint got nothing"
you:"Bitch Please"

by Lydia from NY January 24, 2006

Bitch Please

A word used when someone says something stupid or something like that.

The Walking Dead(lol i love it I can't help it)

Carl (little 8 year old boy) - Dad, the walkers(zombies) look so scary I'm so scared!!!

Rick (Carl's daddy) - Bitch please.

by SomeDude2003 February 10, 2014

Bitch Please

White guy's way of fitting in when a black guy says "nigger please" - which is when a black guy calls bull shit on you.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie on Saturday?

Guy 2: Bitch Please!

Guy 1: Fag

by (-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-) December 18, 2011