A brilliant, pragmatic statesman and who worked to unify Germany and was the first Chancellor of the German Empire.
He practiced Realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as Machiavellian.
He was called the Iron Chancellor because of a speech he made saying that "The great questions of the time will not be resolved by speeches and majority decisions...but by iron and blood."
He predicted that World War I will start because of "some damned fool thing in the Balkans."
Putting his poster on your office is a great way to piss off uber liberal college students.
He practiced Realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as Machiavellian.
He was called the Iron Chancellor because of a speech he made saying that "The great questions of the time will not be resolved by speeches and majority decisions...but by iron and blood."
He predicted that World War I will start because of "some damned fool thing in the Balkans."
Putting his poster on your office is a great way to piss off uber liberal college students.
"A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence."
"He who has his thumb on the purse has the power."
-Otto von Bismarck
SL students shit a brick when they see a picture of Otto von Bismarck on my professor's wall.
"He who has his thumb on the purse has the power."
-Otto von Bismarck
SL students shit a brick when they see a picture of Otto von Bismarck on my professor's wall.
by dangcmange2 November 29, 2009
by 21kitty May 21, 2009
by BRM1975 October 25, 2013
Masturbating while deficating.
by Parkston Gatewood November 24, 2003
When you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your penis, a.k.a., a "bismarck" with authority.
by Aaron Skydiving March 18, 2005
In rugby - a Bismarck yellow is when a yellow card is given for a fantastic bone-crunching tackle which is (incorrectly) deemed to be a shoulder charge.
Some would suggest that a certain incident could be deemed a yellow card based on the Bismarck criteria.
Others would suggest that the referee was bought.
Some would suggest that a certain incident could be deemed a yellow card based on the Bismarck criteria.
Others would suggest that the referee was bought.
Come on Mr Ref, that's a Bismarck yellow
That wasn't a yellow, but I suppose that could be a Bismarck yellow
That wasn't a yellow, but I suppose that could be a Bismarck yellow
by Roman Poite September 28, 2013
Jack: I just realised, hitler has a little mustache, the bismarck has a medium sized mustache and stalin has a big mustache.
John: What the fuck are you talking about
John: What the fuck are you talking about
by Chode Sucker 3000 August 23, 2021