A complete jackass who is getting laid as you read this definition. He will generally be accompanied by multiple Victoria Secret models while watching football. He is often seen in a Koenigsegg Agera throwing stacks of cash at pedestrians
Person A: Birtwistle is such a hero! Always getting laid
Person B: I agree, he even got with my mother and sister the other week!
Person A: Did you just see that car go 140 in a school zone? Must have been Birtwistle.
Person B: Obviously, Birtwistle is always breaking the law!
Person B: I agree, he even got with my mother and sister the other week!
Person A: Did you just see that car go 140 in a school zone? Must have been Birtwistle.
Person B: Obviously, Birtwistle is always breaking the law!
by Big Lad September 16, 2014
Jamie Birtwistle is the funniest guy you will ever meet he tells the best jokes and he is extremely handsome if you know a jamie Birtwistle what are you doing ask him out
Jamie Birtwistle is so funny
by Gia-LunaPomponio March 2, 2021