Birtwhistle 

1. One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.(see tool)




2.someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an asshat.




3. A person who is just ordinary, plain, not up to date. An outcast, boring, slow or just a nobody. Or who says something that doesn't attract anyone's attention. One who is not cool. Don't quite fit in.

Birtwhistle dosen't even know his just using him

Birtwhistle by LOF93 January 18, 2009

Bertwhistle 

To Bertwhistle someon; is to remove clothing from around your rear end and it expose it to the nearest person. Normally an innoccent and unsuspecting women, is the target of a Bertwhistle

Badger shouts "Get your Bertwhistle out" Fodder reply's by dropping his kegs and revealing his booty

Bertwhistle by Mark 'Bertwhislte' Smith October 4, 2004

Buttwhistle

Audible flatulence out of the butt lips in any way shape or form, juicy, flat, loud, silent, etc.

Aw man, I thought I was going to poop but just buttwhistled.

Buttwhistle by buttwhistler November 4, 2009

dirtwhistle 

your stinkhole. the gaping hole whence one emanates gas. uranus.

4 beef and bean burritos and a quart of chocomilk really makes my dirtwhistle sing.

dirtwhistle by newt January 3, 2004

birtwistle 

A complete jackass who is getting laid as you read this definition. He will generally be accompanied by multiple Victoria Secret models while watching football. He is often seen in a Koenigsegg Agera throwing stacks of cash at pedestrians

Person A: Birtwistle is such a hero! Always getting laid
Person B: I agree, he even got with my mother and sister the other week!

Person A: Did you just see that car go 140 in a school zone? Must have been Birtwistle.
Person B: Obviously, Birtwistle is always breaking the law!

birtwistle by Big Lad September 15, 2014

Jamie Birtwistle 

Jamie Birtwistle is the funniest guy you will ever meet he tells the best jokes and he is extremely handsome if you know a jamie Birtwistle what are you doing ask him out

Jamie Birtwistle is so funny

Jamie Birtwistle by Gia-LunaPomponio March 2, 2021

Burpwhistle 

Burping while whistling.

Person #1: "Ew."
Burpwhistler: "Sorry."

Burpwhistle by Kyle1 July 2, 2009