Anniversay of one's birth.
On my birthday my boss took a bouquet of red roses and he hit me over the with it, lol.
The one day you want to put a gun in your mouth and everyone comes over to celebrate.
When you become old you're family will start talking about your funeral in front of you on this day. God Damnit! It's my birthday!
They're great when you're young ("when I grow up, I'm gunna be...")
But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, it's my birthday, it's my birthday!
1) The day of your birth.
2) The final step in procreation.
3) The day you were shat into existence.
1)It's Jim's birthday today! Let's celebrate the day he was a slimy ball of fleshy meat sliding out of his mother!
A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.
My birthday is on December 9th.
The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.
Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"
Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."
A day to celebrate your birth and you haven't died within the past year. See also life
November 16, 2006-My 14th birthday