Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
by banananman November 2, 2023
by Jaycu September 14, 2011
The new and future upcoming rappers from merrick New York. Their shit is hotter then hell and doper then dope itself. It's JP and Monty!
Guy 1:Yo you heard of the birch boys?
Guy 2:Nah man?
Guy 1:Their shit is dope as hell they're dropping songs soon!
Guy 2: Damn can't wait to hear them!
Guy 2:Nah man?
Guy 1:Their shit is dope as hell they're dropping songs soon!
Guy 2: Damn can't wait to hear them!
by The dopest mother fucker June 3, 2014
What to call your friends when you don't wanna call them a biatch. Put a deer 🦌 next to it so it can be part of the Forest
Explain you birch tree🦌
by Purplemf February 25, 2022
Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel
by Jdjsnskznsks June 30, 2019
1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
Bro 1: "My knees hurt."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
by Wilma333 May 2, 2010
1. Indicates that a person is abnormally interested in plants, gardening or anything related to nature.
2. Hippie-like
2. Hippie-like
1. At the party last night, Keith bored everybody with his gardening stories. When he told me about his new bonsai project, I almost fell asleep. What a birch ass nigga.
2. "Get off my property, you birch ass communists!" yelled the senior citizen when he discovered the youths sitting in a circle around his tree while smoking pot.
2. "Get off my property, you birch ass communists!" yelled the senior citizen when he discovered the youths sitting in a circle around his tree while smoking pot.
by dirtyseepage November 8, 2011