The worst kind of tree to ever exist. The Cheese Army will not accept birch trees. They must burn for the cheese god.
by boocket March 25, 2022
You're being a birch tree right now.
by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 2, 2020
What to call your friends when you don't wanna call them a biatch. Put a deer 🦌 next to it so it can be part of the Forest
Explain you birch tree🦌
by Purplemf February 25, 2022
used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis
"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."
by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010
by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009
by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021