Bing-Fu

Function: noun

Etymology: bing.com (search website)

Date: 2009

the ability to quickly answer any given question using bing.com, as opposed to another search engine

my Bing-fu easily trumps your google-fu

Bing-Fu by BrotherNumsey April 26, 2010

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Goog-A-Bing Fu

If Chuck Norris had to search for something on the internet, this is the skill he would employ to get it done.

A person who has mastered the art of Goog-A-Bing Fu is truely an awe inspiring wonder to behold. A Goog-A-Bing Fu master can find anything on the internet that a person could ever want to know.

Wikileaks has nothing on a true Goog-A-Bing Fu Master. They truely are a Phd of Http!

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those bits of information that attempt to hide and mask themselves amongst tubes of the interwebz.

And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my Goog-A-Bing Fu upon thee!

Goog-A-Bing Fu by JEEPFREEKSCOTTY January 20, 2011

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The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

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Fuggit bing

Upper middle class kids from NY state who decide to go to Binghamton University, the public ivy

Fuggit Bing! Class of 2025

Fuggit bing by gowildcatz March 4, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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