Billy Bullshit

An individual who finds it impossible not to lie or fabricate a false story or experience at almost every opportunity they have to open their mouth. A person lacking something so substantial in their lives that they feel the compulsion to invent excitement and enrichment to fill their days in the form of total and utter bullshit.

"Have you seen Billy Bullshit recently?"
"Yeah, yesterday, the wanker told me he just bought a top of the range lexus for £75k but it had a fault so it had to go back to the manufacturers."
"How did he afford that on a Call centre wage?"
"He didn't, it's total bollocks, the bullshitting cunt."

Billy Bullshit by Ken Evans June 11, 2006

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Billy bullshit

Bully bullshit a rather quaint phrase which in short is bullshit - lies, fabrication, crap, shit stirring you name it - billy bullshit. It was what bullshit detectors where made for. It's a bit like fucking someone around cause you think you can. In reality a person just shit stirring. Causes a problem with a hint or rather a large dose of bullshit.

Example: I spy with my little nose a whiff of Billy Bullshit.

Billy bullshit by Moscow Woman July 1, 2020

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Bullshit Billy

One who lies so much he actually believes his own bullshit.

Person 1: Hey look, a Bullshit Billy. Let's see what he has to say.

Person 2: I bet he thinks his truck will beat a Ferrari.
Person 2: How fast is your truck?

Bullshit Billy: It does 0-100mph in 4 seconds flat. It will smoke the fastest corvette made with 2 spark plug wires unplugged.

Person 1: HAHA thanks Bullshit Billy

Bullshit Billy by Elroy III January 14, 2015

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Billy Bullshiner

Liar; braggart. First use recorded amongst irate residents of 19th century Widnes as an unflattering nickname for infamous French farmer William De Theantandec, who toured North-Western agricultural shows displaying cows with artificially glossed fur.

"I've got 13 million fans but don't want to come across as the Big I Am"

"13 million? It's 14 million and you know it, you Billy Bullshiner"

Billy Bullshiner by mmarconi June 26, 2008

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Billy bullshitter

Nickname for someone who lies a lot. Very little they say can be believed, as they are often exaggerating.

You can't believe that Billy Bullshitter - he told me last week he met J-Lo, in a fish and chip shop, in Wigan.

Billy bullshitter by Philliz Navidad September 22, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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