The act of shouting out everything you do during the course of a sexual encounter. The key to the successful execution of "The Billy Mays" is to, at a moment of particular intensity, shout "The secret's in the ___(insert sexual act, nickname, or body part here)!!"
"I'm putting my thumb in your butt!!!" =The Billy Mays
"My shaft is halfway home!!" =The Billy Mays
"The secret's in the money shot/penetration/honey hole/meat basket!!" =Perfect Billy Mays
"My shaft is halfway home!!" =The Billy Mays
"The secret's in the money shot/penetration/honey hole/meat basket!!" =Perfect Billy Mays
by Captain Asshat, MD January 26, 2009
Spokesperson for:
Oxy-Clean
OrangeGlo
Ding King
5 in 1 Ladder
Kaboom
FoneFree
He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long
Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.
Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...
Oxy-Clean
OrangeGlo
Ding King
5 in 1 Ladder
Kaboom
FoneFree
He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long
Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.
Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...
by D. Hunter March 18, 2005
I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.
I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.
I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.
by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005
A spokesperson of many items people found useless until he passed away. People know him for his loud voice in his commercials.
Guy#1: Who would win in a steel cage match fight Billy Mays or the shamwow guy?
Guy#2: Are you fucking retarded? Billy Mays fo sho!
Guy#2: Are you fucking retarded? Billy Mays fo sho!
by yomama363 November 15, 2009
HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!
DO YOUR COMMERCIALS SUCK???? THEN TRY OUT MY BRAND NEW PRODUCT, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT. FOR 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.95 YOU CAN HIRE ME TO YELL IN YOUR COMMERCIALS REALLY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOUR COMMERCIALS SUCK???? THEN TRY OUT MY BRAND NEW PRODUCT, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT. FOR 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.95 YOU CAN HIRE ME TO YELL IN YOUR COMMERCIALS REALLY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Floppers16 January 19, 2010
A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.
Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!
by IHAVE_OGD March 31, 2009