Bilge/v/: to mastabate secretly while in the presence of others, most likely to animal porn.

Bilgist/n/: one who partakes in the activity of bilging
"Oh my gosh do you see Chad over there in the corner bilging"

"Yeah man, who would bilge during old yeller"
by The bilgist February 14, 2017
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That girl is such a Bilge.
Oh? Is she from Konya?
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The act of chugging too much beer and as a result vomiting - then catching said vomit in your own hand. "

"Bilge" refers to the bilge on a ship. The bilge is where all disgusting things on the ship are kept (I.E. Used oil)

In the Boston Bilge, your hand is the bilge.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that guy Chris last night?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He had this girl all over him up until the last game of beer pong.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Boston Bilge
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a tool. Let us call and mock him.
by McDrunkard March 20, 2011
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