Bilbo Baggins

n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.

Anthony just did a Bilbo Baggins to Justin's freshly prepared hobbit hole.

by JPA4LIFE December 13, 2004

bilbo baggins

A fat hobbit of the shire who found the ring of power by the hands of gollum in the goblin caves.

"Ay! Top of te morning to ye, bilbo baggins!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar December 2, 2003

bilbo baggins

this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her ass hole, and has his ass hanging over her chest, then takes a shit the seize of the shire on her chest.

she almost suffocated in my shit from that bilbo baggins i gave her

by dave offner(dream team) January 28, 2005

Bilbo Baggins

The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.

"sorry I'm late for work, I got bilbo baggins'd this morning."

by tweedhouseboys February 2, 2014

Bilbo Baggins

a four way t-bagg

John, Bob, Chris and Scott had a Bilbo Baggins.

by Froto Baggins October 11, 2008

Bilbo Baggins

When receiving oral sex from a dwarf while performing a bowel movement.

I declined going to the after party, I really had to use the restroom and the cute dwarf with the Santa hat offered to give me a Bilbo Baggins.

by Half-Bottle November 27, 2007

Bilbo Baggins

A phrase used to indicate approval

That stuff is really great...Bilbo Baggins

by Lalise March 16, 2008