Big red

1. A character in a joke.
There was this undertaker who was washing a dead guy and he was thinking how big his pecker was.

So, he cuts it off and puts it in his pocket to take home to show it to his wife.
When he gets home he takes it out of his pocked and shows it to her.
she says "oh no. Big red's dead!".
2. the penis

1. Did you hear the one about big red.
2. My big red's on hard.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

Big Red Fancy

Pseudonym for the Red Lobster restaurant. Amongst the rednecks or white trash in certain parts of the US, Red Lobster is the pinnacle of fine dining, and is reserved for any special occasion. (Anniversaries, wedding receptions, graduation parties, etc.)

No need to spend a lot of money for our wedding, after we're done at the court house we're going to head on to the Big Red Fancy for dinner.

by Chosepf March 3, 2011

Big Red Rum

A delectable concoction made by mixing Big Red with rum, simple as that.

Sam: I'm going to call it...Big Red Rum.

by Brashley February 14, 2008

big red doge

Super insane price-checking god that descended from the third arm of Vishnu to price-check Katowice skins.

Wow, that guy got a Big Red Doge price-check!

by IsaacBananaBottom November 13, 2016

big red challenge

Big Red Challenge is when you lick a wrapper of Big Red gum and stick it on your forhead. It burns the skin and leaves a big red mark. It is very fun to watch your stupid friends do.

"I took the Big Red Challenge and my head is still hurting."

by kroberts8 September 29, 2006

A Big Red Button

Something you press from curiosity and end up nuking the world.

A guy: *sees a big red button*
The same guy: *presses the button*
The guy again: hears a boom in the distance

by TroubleMachine January 16, 2020

Big Red Retard

A nickname for professinal wrestler, Kane aka Glen Jacobs. This nickname was coined by The Rock, and always and forever will be known and connected with Kane

"The Big Red Retard can finally speak!"

by JTRAIN28 December 27, 2011