big red

a thirty-five year old red-headed lesbian that weighs in at a whopping 580 pounds. She also acts like she knows everything and has over 28 diseases.

by $teel May 27, 2009

a big red

a red head who doesn't shave...in the crotch area

You wanna tap that? Shes a big red

I guess so....
Ill just have to plow my way through the firey forest to find her cave

by kellysue November 8, 2006

A code name for one of the best looking guys in the world

Did you see big red walking in the hall yesterday he’s amazing. Definitely my favorite color

by BigColors April 28, 2020

also known as the red-haired, red-complexion'd, red car'd... megan elizabeth white

big red, why don't you ever wear red, silly?

by wild one April 22, 2005

We played the sour patch game and all the guys got big red!

by Jennnifer Noel December 31, 2007

The biggest baddest reddest V10 powered Ford F-350 crew cab pickup truck on the planet.

Tiny was driving Big Red to intimidate the other drivers on the highway

by Big Red Driver June 9, 2005

A ugly ass fucking ginger with a fat ass and looks like a white Frank Gore

by Got_Milk_3200 November 23, 2016