A Big Chris is a man who suffers with micro penile disorder, this is where the males genitals are unnaturally miniature. Also could be referred to someone who deals prime hydration.
*Calls Big Chris* "hello, you need some prime hydration? I will send it to Africa and back and then send it to you even though we are both in the uk" says Big chris whilst using a magnifine glass on his repopulation device.
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by Big Josh (actually small) August 13, 2018
He’s a diamond geezer, a bobby dazzler, a top bloke… expert killer of digital things… wit as sharp as the knife used to cut his arm bobble off… so fun it’ll make you want to shit… has oodles of inner Mugen… is a danger to the older population when donning a swimsuit at the communal pool depends on proximity but lots of high blood pressure and pacemaker malfunctions… natural habitat Quebec party central!
Has a tendency to be very naughty but will behave for bj’s… BUT this is only a temporary measure so will need plenty of follow ups… Is effin HUGE has legs bigger than most people’s entire body… keeps them this way on a squeaky ass exercise bike! (which is kinda cute).
Has a teeny tiny friend who also has a tendency to be naughty but bj’s won’t work as she’s female… it is yet to be determined what makes her behave!
Side note… Is the best fur daddy on the planet
Has a tendency to be very naughty but will behave for bj’s… BUT this is only a temporary measure so will need plenty of follow ups… Is effin HUGE has legs bigger than most people’s entire body… keeps them this way on a squeaky ass exercise bike! (which is kinda cute).
Has a teeny tiny friend who also has a tendency to be naughty but bj’s won’t work as she’s female… it is yet to be determined what makes her behave!
Side note… Is the best fur daddy on the planet
by MissChips69 December 23, 2021