The Big Bang Theory is the HILARIOUS show starring Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper, the two physicists that share an apartment together. Across the hall lives Penny, the recognizable girl next door that Leonard is utterly intrigued by. This show follows his attempts to get to appeal to Penny, but also his stumbling yet comedic efforts - from bearing living with Sheldon, to the latest thing down at the lab. Leonard and Sheldon are aided by their other two group members, Howard Wolowitz, who's the sex-driven virgin who lives with his mother, and Raj Koothrappali, the guy who can't talk (literally) around the female gender. As these five venture through their lives, it's a hilarious journey with memorable quotes (Bazinga!) and many laughs to follow.
Memorable quotes from The Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Howard: *interpreting Raj's whisper* Oh, he was just comparing Sheldon to a feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve.
Penny: And the bag it came in.
Sheldon: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
Leonard: Must we?
Sheldon: Event A: A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
Leonard: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Ah, yes. Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contra-distinction to the higher-level distal cause.
Leonard: Which is?
Sheldon: You think with your penis.
Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Howard: *interpreting Raj's whisper* Oh, he was just comparing Sheldon to a feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve.
Penny: And the bag it came in.
Sheldon: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
Leonard: Must we?
Sheldon: Event A: A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
Leonard: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Ah, yes. Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contra-distinction to the higher-level distal cause.
Leonard: Which is?
Sheldon: You think with your penis.
by vern the fern August 7, 2011
Horrible sitcom made for 'intelligent' people, but really, you only need a high school diploma to understand the jokes.
People who read xkcd and think they're clever for understanding it will love this.
Has the worst laughtrack imaginable.
People who read xkcd and think they're clever for understanding it will love this.
Has the worst laughtrack imaginable.
Sheldon: My new computer comes with Windows 7.
Audience: Laughs so hard that they cough up blood.
Sheldon: Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista.
Audience: National reserves are called in to contain the sheer amount of laughter.
Sheldon : I don't like that.
Audience: 6 are pronounced dead by suffocating themselves with laughter.
A real sketch from the big bang theory. The clip is on youtube.
Audience: Laughs so hard that they cough up blood.
Sheldon: Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista.
Audience: National reserves are called in to contain the sheer amount of laughter.
Sheldon : I don't like that.
Audience: 6 are pronounced dead by suffocating themselves with laughter.
A real sketch from the big bang theory. The clip is on youtube.
by combineelite November 28, 2010
The belief that God banged a woman and 9 months later, our universe was born from the massive vagina. Also a compromise for the battle of Science vs God. In this compromise, no one is wrong.
by inco_nto September 22, 2009
A famous, funny TV show starring Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, and Johnny Galecki about a group of nerds and their antics.
The name describes the show accurately, there are a lot of people having big bangs with each other.
The name describes the show accurately, there are a lot of people having big bangs with each other.
by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014
The belief that nothing exploded into everything.
By definition it is a religion and most atheists believe in it.
So, therefore, atheists are religious.
By definition it is a religion and most atheists believe in it.
So, therefore, atheists are religious.
by HalcyonMetal December 21, 2010
The name of an orgy containing more than 10 people, it was the best thing in the world hence the nerds adapted the name for creation of the universe(what they thought to be the best)
by YO MY HO February 24, 2003
The theory that if a woman had sex with an guy who is ok at sex right after having sex with a midget, the sex will be even more amazing with the next normal guy. The big bang theory also has a sub theory that you must divide the seconds of sex by the midget's age and multiply that by two and add the number of the normal guy's age to get the "Fucking Density".
The Big Bang Theory explains the "Fucking Density" which is as follows:
30-midget's age
35-normal dude's age
500-seconds of sex with midget
500/30 x 2 + 35= 68.34
68.34 is the "Fucking Density" in this case.
30-midget's age
35-normal dude's age
500-seconds of sex with midget
500/30 x 2 + 35= 68.34
68.34 is the "Fucking Density" in this case.
by TheBestColombianDude October 8, 2009