Top Definition
To firmly place the nut-sac at the point of the nose nearest the eyes so that each ball rolls off onto each eye.
"Dude at the party last night Jimmy past out after 3 beers and Dan totally bifocaled him"

"Justin has been ticking me off lately so I am going to stay the night at his house and when he goes to sleep I am going to Bifocal him"
by ][V][OO ][V][OO September 26, 2005

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