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Scottish Gaelic for "bitch". Directly translated, it means "dog girl", but the point still goes home.
Girl one: So, my boyfriend just broke up with me.
Girl two: Yeah i know, I was the one who told him to... we've been secretly having sex for the last eight months.
Girl one: (walks off) Bides!
bides by 04music21 November 19, 2011
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Ugie Bides 

to be ugie biding; to ugie bide. The act of blatent carelessness towards acts of hygenie; usually applied in situations where someone is unemployeed and living with parents.
The Raw and Uncut had a chance to plow that girl but he was to busy ugie biding, but he probably didnt have a chance with the girl even if he wasnt ugie biding.

The kid is so ugie bides that he doesnt wake up until 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Ugie Bides by joemoney November 12, 2008
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Fuck Joe Biden 

"1.2 Billion, so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store... And and and a supermarket! You control the guy or the women runs the... runs... ru... ru... runs... Brings out the carts on on on on a forklift. What happened!!!?" - actual Joe Biden quote.
Fuck Joe Biden by ThatOneGuy116 December 6, 2020

Fuck Joe Biden 

Fuck Joe Biden, AKA The worst president ever.
Fuck Joe Biden, he wants to defund the police and can't remember a word he says!!!
Fuck Joe Biden by NexusCola December 8, 2020

Fuck Joe Biden 

A life-long corrupt politician with a history of being an actual racist.
All Joe Biden wants to do is destroy our country and raise taxes and fuck over Americans...
Fuck Joe Biden.
Fuck Joe Biden by fuckliberalcucks December 8, 2020

Fuck Joe Biden 

Fuck Joe Biden, the worst USA president
Jack: How do you like the new president?
Zulu: Fuck Joe Biden
Fuck Joe Biden by ProkopBizon December 3, 2020

Fuck Joe Biden 

JOE BIDEN IS A FUCKING IDIOT THAT WANTS TO RAIDE GAS PRICES AND RAISE TAXES AND SLEEP ON HIS FUCKING CHAIR AND NOT MAKE US HARDWORKING MEN MONEY.
Fuck Joe Biden because he is the fucking slowest, sleepy-ass-bitch on Earth.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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