1) Person with incredible propensity for throwing a spanner in the works.
2) Also referred to as Danda
drawing from the Hindi
word for bamboo
3) Person of dark complexion, aerodynamic physique, inexistent profile and human-flight-capability. Such a person is known to refer to his penis
as The Dark Knight
a. John: We were having a good game of basketball till Adam came along and took a dump on the ball and then dragged his ass across the court leaving shit-stains all over
Bob: He just did a Bhargav
b. Question: What does Bhargav say when he sees - (i) a female buffalo's ass (ii) a palm tree with a hole in its bark (iii) a black bowling ball?
Answer: "The Dark Knight Rises"
(n) The sexiest man on the block
Dang! That guy is such a bhargav.
According to Hindu mythology, "Bhargav" is the other name of "Shukracharya", who is a teacher of devils in hell.
"Devyani" is a daughter of "Bhargav".
Bhargav (hebrew and african-american origins) is a vile, colloqual and derogatory term used to describe an individual who displays features (physical and otherwise) of douchebaggery.
Calling someone a bhargav is the ultimate insult, because bhargav's generally tend to be extremely faggy and bitchy and tend to make extraordinarily stupid and lame jokes that are repeated for years on end.
Tom: Hey man, that guy is so gay. He keeps pissing me off!
Dante: Yes, I most certainly do agree. He's giving out some douchebag vibes
Tom: Yes I agree, he's just being a bhargav.
In Indian parlance, Bhargav means a huge ego the size of Mt. Everest, and a serial flirt, but females percieve him to be gay.
Damn Michael stop being a bhargav, the girl does not seem to be enjoying it..