I'm going to bezos these cupcakes I stole from the baker. I'm not gonna eat them all but I'll keep them with me nonetheless.
by AngryOlive December 24, 2020
Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos: You did it!
by gay.sea.otter July 13, 2021
This Dimension's Lex Luthor
by Pengmaeda August 22, 2021
When you take a little bit of shrooms and you get kinda high but don’t actually go to space. As opposed to Neil Armstronging it the whole way.
by Cowboy_wayne August 28, 2021
by Jesus McNugget July 8, 2017
Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
by novelty16 May 5, 2018
A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.
I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2021