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Bettioling 

The act of ejaculating into your sexual partners mouth from a distance. Distance of 15 centimetres or below is a tiny dean, 15-30 centimetres is a standard dean, 30 centimetres and up is a deano.
Alasta: Me and Jonny had a great time last night, we gotta little drunk and i gave him a gobbie.

Max: Did you two do some bettioling?

Alasta: Yeh he did a fucking awesome deano.
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Buttholing 

The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.
When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!
Buttholing by DankBudz March 23, 2018
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buttilingus

the act of licking a partners butthole with your tongue. balallala
Man, I gave Sherrie buttilingus last week, and I still taste shit!
buttilingus by Lucoid March 7, 2008

buttholing 

A minority sport that has many similarities to 'potholing'. Characterised by men with helmets squeezing into tight, damp spaces for the purposes of recreational exploration.

In the UK one of the best places to go potholing is in The Peak District where one of the most popular underground systems that can be explored is called "Giant's Hole."

It can be a risky sport, caves can flood and sudden attacks of claustrophobia can happen. Getting lost, or sustaining injury are concerns too.

In Southern England, the public toilets around the city of Brighton provide many good locations for buttholers to try out.
"Yo Tinkerbelle, before you go buttholing with your new boyfriend, tie a rope round yo'self for safety."
buttholing by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008

Buttholingus 

I'm looking for a girl who can give me some buttholingus.
Buttholingus by Barbranicle April 15, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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