Better Friday 

The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.

I cant wait till Better Friday. Then, I can actually climax inside the broad i find tonight.

Better Friday by da ho April 2, 2010

safe peanut butter friday 

To have protected sex with your peanut butter jar.

John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

safe peanut butter friday by carlito :) May 29, 2022

peanut butter friday

Peanut butter friday is when you have some "fun" with some peanut butter on any friday, no other days just friday.

Are you guys ready for peanut butter friday, its going to be so fun!

peanut butter friday by IsaacVR July 3, 2022

Unsafe peanut butter friday 

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

Unsafe peanut butter friday by mike millson November 27, 2022

peanut butter fridays 

The best snack for the best day of the week. Always needs to be untainted before usage. Plastic wrap works best. Only Friday. Peanut butter expensive.

My boy Craig goes crazy on peanut butter fridays. I feel bad for the peanut butters husband. Craig fucked his brains out.

peanut butter fridays by D-Money699 June 5, 2022