Top Definition
Bestford (noun, verb, adjective):

Describes acts of:
- Campness
- Poor punctuality
- Terrible ICT skills
- Pronounced facial hair (See hair under nose)
- A biology legend
- Any other comical act
- Maverick

The Bestford is also a unit of measurement(dB), where

1dB = 4.74E-17 parsecs
That guy is doing a bestford.
Hes going cut his tash like bestford.
He has a bestford.
She/he walks like bestford.
Arrest that man, he got his bestford out.
by DavidBestford2k7 May 26, 2007

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