a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
by dooodoopeepeepoopoo July 22, 2022
Bobby (a fake name for my bsf) is funny, annoying, wierd, great, and likes to complain! Yw bestie! She enjoys hanging out with her bf, complaining to me, eating fried pickles or chips and salsa, and listening to one direction
by Bobby’s bestie charles October 20, 2021
someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚
by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020
by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017
the best person on the planet that deserved all the affection in the world even though she has no common sense. to realize it
rheas best friend is fucking amazing dipshits
by rhealol May 3, 2021
When you’re a girl, your girl best friend is a female best friend that you also make out with. It is usually used when the parties involved do not want others to know.
Clueless person: Why do you and Mia spend so much time together?
Secret lesbian: Oh, we’re just girl best friends
Secret lesbian: Oh, we’re just girl best friends
by cool rats February 4, 2021