bertelli 

Fucking awesome motherfucker that will fuck your hoe if you don't watch her like a hawk. likes lots of fucking pussy, usualy around his cock.

Dude, I'm feeling really bertelli right now.

bertelli by Nick & Ryan. January 6, 2008

bertolli 

The ultimate insult to anyone of italian descent.

*American Family prepares easy cook pasta*

Dago/Wop: BERTOLLI!*falls off of a ladder while picking olives in italy*

bertolli by Aureliano November 27, 2007

Beutelligent 

Description of a person, who is both beautiful and intelligent in equally great measure.

I'm keen to meet her soon, she's definitely beutelligent.

I look for beutelligence when dating.

Beutelligent by SymphonicSimpleton December 23, 2017

Bertolli 

This is not in the butter sense!

Some one who has lost their toe nail from their big toe or small pinky toe could be any toe... small or large but it must be toe nail-less...

Robyn: Oh those are Lovely sandles your wearing...

Toni: Thanks i just got them yesterday...

Robyn: OH MY GODDD were is your toe nail....Bertolli central.

Bertolli by Toe-nailess! May 18, 2009

Bertell 

A "Bertell" (pronounced "bertl") is someone who only finds enjoyment in life by aggravating people on Twitter. They are most likely someone who is not very funny or well liked in real life so they use a fake life to feel better about themselves. Bertell's are commonly know to touch themselves at night while looking at their meme filled Twitter pages before sleep as a ritual. If you find a Bertell, it's best to ignore them because they can be toxic to the average Twitter user.

Dude #1: Did you see what happened on Twitter last night?
Dude #2: No way, what happened?
Dude #1: Some Bertell annoyed a bunch of people
Dude #2: Dude, that's lame as hell. Way to get my expectations up.

Bertell by Servo August 14, 2016

bettelli 

A wonderful last name that tells people that your very smart, loving, caring, and kind, but if you get on there nerves they will fuck you up

Damn he's a bettelli

bettelli by Unknown ljb May 1, 2018

Bertillia 

A beautiful virgin who died for Christ

Saint Bertillia born November 5th

Bertillia by anonymous November 21, 2021