"You're too Bert to ride the rollercoaster, I'm afraid."
A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.
A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"
The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Usually cute and not afraid to reveal his naughty side ;)
damn, berts a cutie. I'd hit that
verb: to flail, squee, generally get excited by anything adam lambert does, wears, sings, is around.
I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.
A dialectal term for cigarette. Popular in North Lancashire and South Cumbria - may also have found its way to South Wales and parts of Manchester. Derived from the popular brand Lambert & Butler.
Winston: How many Berts can you smoke in twenty minutes?
Royston: At least twenty Berts, Marra
A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.
Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?
(n) a vagina that posseses a foul, or "stanky," odor
Everyone on the elevator could smell the woman's bert.