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A berryman is a guy who is way too cool for anyone and makes anything sound unimportant. He is short in stature possibly middle aged and concealing water pipes with thai hashish. He loves large boats with only seamen and tons of flags. He may speak of a hard-on or saturation, he is well versed in SWAG.
Wow can you just give me the berryman, I don't really need to know what happened.
berryman by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010
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One who chases alot of tail and is very full of himself. Will usually make up stories about having sex or hooking up to make people think he is hot. Sometimes can be rapists
yo man we know you didn't hook up with her, you are such a Berryman.
Berryman by badass4567 December 28, 2009
Doing a Berryman is when you punch a friend in the chest for no apparent reason
"oi cunt, im gonna fucking berryman you", "you better fucking not", *SWHACK*
Berryman by Green Lesbian November 6, 2019
A feminine looking male who enjoys flirting heavily with other males. Also referred to as "Mandisa" (or submissive) when seen with a "Mandingo" (or dominant).
That very feminine looking person is flirting with us, he must be a Berryman.
Berryman by PestilenceGuy February 13, 2009

Ned Berryman 

He is a beautiful man with the prefect curved and gets all those mother fuckin hoes. He's also the type of guy to eat a biscuit which has been sitting on the ground for 10 minuites
"Ned Berryman has the most hot curves i want to spread his cheeks"
Ned Berryman by Cum Dawg August 22, 2023

Michael Berryman 

Actor who started out his career in "One flew over the cuckoos Nest" (1975) as a mental patient and went on to become a horror icon in the movie "The Hills have Eyes" (1977).

He suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia which is a rare disease that means he has no hair, no finger nails, no sweat glands and no teeth. This gives him the frightening appearence that people know him for. But he is apparently one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Michael Berryman was so cool in The Hills have Eyes, he really made the movie.
Michael Berryman by DannyHatesTesco November 29, 2005

Guy Berryman 

the sexiest man on earth
coldplay's bassist
the world best bassist
my husband
friend: WHOA! who's that sexiest guy on earth
ME: my husband: Guy Berryman
Guy Berryman by guyberryman#1fan October 9, 2008