Moans in everybody's ear at school, especially the gorls. Hates anime but loves hentai. Head is twice the size of body. Brazillian joints. Has no neck. Hisses and screams at people. What dat Bernardo doing?
"Why is Bernardo's arm bent 180 degrees into his ass???"
"Oh he's just brazillian"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Another way of saying "Double Blow".
It's usually a name that is associated with Witzelsucht, a condition characterized by a tendency to make puns, or tell inappropriate jokes or pointless stories in socially inappropriate situations.

This name is usually used to warn people about this condition.
Hey dude, don't be such a Diogo Bernardo!
by chinocadocaralho October 16, 2019
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Wow! What a hottie! He makes me want to jump on him and just kiss him even tho I'm a student. He loves anime and basketball. He teaches math and is one of the sweetest teachers out there. He always drops his markers or stares at young girls, and when you look, he looks away making it so obvious that he was staring at you. He is kinda built and when he walks by you can smell his colonge and makes you fall in love with him even more. I wish I could own up to him and tell him how I feel but that would be against the law. OOPS
Bernardo Venegas is hot.
by Mami1303 September 8, 2021
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