9 definitions by stan458741

a perverted, yet hilarious person who enjoys to stand out in a crowd.
-Did you hear what Alex said to the teacher yesterday?
-I know! he's such a berman
by stan458741 September 28, 2007
a funny looking turtle who has a very nice personallity even though it's got a moustache.
-Hi, I would like to buy a Thaize
-I'm sorry, none of our turtles have moustaches right now
by stan458741 September 28, 2007
A hundred year old bitch who has saggy tits and thinks that they are the smartest of all.
-Your mom is starting to act like a hohl
-I know, it's getting on my fucking nerves!
by stan458741 September 28, 2007
An annoying or strict person that has no penis.
-Dude, I got such a geraets teacher for english
-Sucks to be you
by stan458741 September 28, 2007
a person stupid enough to read the phrase: 'i am sofa king rita ded' aloud and not notice its actual meaning.
Usually diagnosed with extreme mental retardation and an incredibly weak bladder.
Pronouced 'Skeo'
-Did you meet Jerry? the new kid?
-No, but i've been told he's a big time skeoch
by stan458741 September 28, 2007
A german word for masturbation of a frog.
-Where were you last night?
-oh, nothing
-You were onanieren weren't you?
-FUCK YOU!!!
-that's what I thought
by stan458741 September 28, 2007
an old wasted prostitude who is anorexic and stinks.
-Dude, your mom is such a michelotti!
-Fuck you dude!
by stan458741 September 28, 2007

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