Pull out the whitest shirt you own. See it? Now multiply by 5. Now look around you. There's Berkeley Heights
Berkeley Heights = whites
by YassStarbuks69.9 September 4, 2015
Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
berkeley gang is one of the most dangerous gangs in america. Originating in the early 2000s in Berkeley C.A., berkeley gang gained notoriety in early 2011 when the rapper 'lil berk' was shot and killed outside a premium coffee joint in north berkeley. the assasins could be seen driving off in a green prius.
many berkely gang members are vegan and have very pointy beards. most old conservative white people do not approve of their radical lifestyle, but they have total disregard for what other people think. so they ride their bicicles in the middle of the road and yell at you when you try to pass them.
#berkeley #berkeleygang #ganggang
many berkely gang members are vegan and have very pointy beards. most old conservative white people do not approve of their radical lifestyle, but they have total disregard for what other people think. so they ride their bicicles in the middle of the road and yell at you when you try to pass them.
#berkeley #berkeleygang #ganggang
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by sacklicker69 April 5, 2020
One of the most mismanaged schools in the Tampa Bay Area, Berkeley Prep is an institution whose administrators are incompetent. Administration frequently chooses to waste tuition money on stupid stuff, like a big-ass pre-K with a 2 story playground, or 15 3D printers, which students do not use, instead of investing the money in quality teachers. Berkeley Administration no longer chooses teachers by their teaching ability, rather, they hire teachers sound extremely qualified, but are unable to teach. Such teachers include teachers who've taught in universities, taught internationally, have all sorts of advanced degrees, yet somehow the best teachers at the school happen to have the least advanced degrees, and not look super impressive on paper. It is a private school where students pay 25000 dollars per year, yet the administration frequently attempts to guilt rich parents into donating stupid amounts of money on top of tuition. Such donations can reach millions of dollars, and they name a building after you if you donate a lot of money. With such high tuition (Many universities are cheaper), Berkeley Prep should not require donations, yet they incessantly hound you down, pressuring you to donate more money.
by uuuuuuuuggggg April 6, 2018
a school full of stuck up assholes and gays that care more about their uggs and maxi skirts than their grades. the guys are generally queer in their wardrobe choices. for example: vineyard vines, and the guys even unfortunately wear designer brands like gucci, louis vuitton, and burberry. the girls make sure that the others know that they are better than them. if you don't have an iphone and BMW, you don't belong at berkeley.
"When I took my range rover to the shop, I spilled starbucks on my vineyard vines."
"Oh, you must go to Berkeley Prep."
"Oh, you must go to Berkeley Prep."
by Steinbrenner asshole October 14, 2013
by Tony ramone June 18, 2005
Like SHORT HILLS Westport and Darien Berkeley Heights is on of the wealthiest towns in the US. We drive around in either a BMW Mercedes or a Lexus, which our parents bought for us. We don't pay for college bc we get full rides on either academics or sports bc we are that damn good. Our parents own banks, hotels or restraunts, or all three. Everywhere you look there is a gas station or a pizza parlor. The only black people in this town are the ones that work here. Berkeley Heights is also known as Berkeley Whites!
by Justinaa October 12, 2005