We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.
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(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old
Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!
by bertabunand2 May 5, 2009
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Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.
by Gyc February 27, 2015
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The act of dating all the siblings from one family, from oldest to youngest, and eventually marrying the youngest sibling.
Dude, is Tom going to pull a Benjamin Buttons? He only has one sister left.
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When a young person is shunned and rejected because of their classic interests. Music, Movies, etc. Like Benjamin Button was because of his disgusting appearance at first.
Jock 1- Dude, Dante likes Frank Sinatra AND Marx Brothers movies

Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it

Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned
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Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.
by Gyc February 27, 2015
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When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.
I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis
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