Ben Jonson 

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

Ben Jonson by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008

Ben Johnson 

Steroids, specifically winstrol

He swole AF, he's on the Ben Johnson
He was small until he found Ben Johnson

Ben Johnson by Darren The Great June 1, 2022

ben johnson 

The baddest mofo on the face of the earth. Often confused with the Canadian Sprinter who was caught using steroids, the true Ben Johnson is actually much bigger, faster, and blacker. His badassness is surpassed only by his game and his sexual prowess.

Example 1:
Scrawny White Boy: Did you see that bad ass dude?

Ben Johnson Wannabe: Hells yeah I saw him son...that mofo is dope as hell, AND he's hung like a Chuck Norris doll. He is so BEN JOHNSON.

Example 2:
Little bitch: What's up ladies, can I buy you drinks and then please all 5 of you for hours tonight?

Group of Women: Bitch who you think you is, Ben Johnson? Get the fuck outta here little white boy.

ben johnson by whereisMCgusto October 16, 2008

Ben Johnson 

Slang for "blow job"

Friend: Yeah, my girlfriend and I watched a movie together last night.

You: Did Ben Johnson ever show up?

Friend: No man, he must've been out of town.

Ben Johnson by DeadlyRed July 12, 2010

Ben Johnson 

1. The act of injuring or tearing one's ligamites in one's knee.
2. The ruining of ones athletic career due to a devastating knee injury.

Wow, you totally pulled a Ben Johnson when you slipped on that rain puddle!

Ben Johnson by Ksjdklsol88399 March 7, 2010

ben johnson 

a war cry destined to become the source of many conflicts for stoners.

when smoking with a group, instead of passing the joint to the left, hold it out and scream "ben johnson!". the first person to grab it gets to smoke it next.

puff puff, "ben johnson!"

ben johnson by epididymis April 18, 2006

ben janson 

Usually a big faggot who cries about his feelings to girls, gay looking and tall

Cmon man you're acting like a real ben janson

ben janson by Ben mckillop February 27, 2017