Belt

To keep your kids in line

Dad: That's it, you're getting the belt!
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??

The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids

by mummummumumumumummummuum November 1, 2019

The Belt

Rule 5 for above, if any of the participants is in a relationship, he/she must have the permission of his/her partner.

My buddy got two girls at once, but he doesn't get the belt because he was cheating on his girlfriend to do it. We're still in the running!

by num1dgen February 2, 2009

belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

by Brandon August 31, 2004

Belt

The weapon of the strongest gods.

Dad: Did you clean the stove?

Me: Yes, I did.

Dad:*Looks at stove*. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STAIN?! *Whips out belt*.

Me: OH SHIT!

by some other idiot November 17, 2020

Belt

A rather large dangly penis

Blimey!! look at that mans belt, its hanging a bit low!

by Samofbev January 7, 2011

The Belt

n. An object placed around the waist to award pure awesomeness in one's line of work.

v. An action done after running in a Touchdown, again, to show pure awesomeness. ie. Aaron Rodgers

After getting an A on his math test, John stood up in class and performed the belt. He served the subsequent detention quite awesomely.

by dabearssuck February 11, 2011

Belt

To suddenly explode into a run away from some cunt that is chasing you.

''We belted across the bridge tae get away fae they cunts''

by Brendan April 5, 2003