bellhouse flange

Part of a car, but can also be used to describe a woman's sexual organ.

Bloke: Has my car past its MoT?
Mechanic: No, it needs a new Bellhouse Flange.
Bloke: Bugger.

Bloke: Hey darling, can I fill your Bellhouse Flange up with my Pork Sword?
Bird: OK I suppose so...

by pete_ September 27, 2006