When a man shits all over a girls chest, then the woman shits on the mans chest, they play naked twister while fucking her in the butt, then adds a whipped cream topping by ejaculating all over her back.
Julia was just a big Belgian pretzal sandwich with shit on her chest and spunk on her back
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The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.
I think we should do the Belgian Subway, my anus is gaping
by ginormoarantouspenis March 27, 2022
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When one fills their sock with their own shit and cum (in either order), before tying the end and throwing it. (Not to be confused with a Turkish hand grenade.)
He really needed to pay, so I Belgian Molotov’d his ass
by Phil T. Ash October 30, 2023
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When a cowboys fan gets a reach around from Tony Homo. Eeeeeeeemagine.
Bro, you were apart of a Belgian Circle last Sunday?
by StillDemBoyz September 23, 2020
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A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).
Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!
by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 17, 2022
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When one only uses a spray deodorant, instead of taking a shower first.
- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.
by brunorc September 19, 2023
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someone involved in sexual acts with their mother.
God my boss is a right Belgian Rodney, he got caught giving his mum a donkey punch
by mungey July 24, 2008
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