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people in denial about being white 

This strange cult of white boys who seem to be "swagging in the g hizzle" almost all the time tend to hang around other people in denial about being white.

What is the origin of this strange breed of pale-playaz?

1) ADD
2) Marin County
3) Eminem

So back to my point;
These people need to be hunted down before:

1) ECKô makes anymore money
2) All kids are overcome with "Chronic Gangsta Syndrome" which is a side affect of Ridilin, along with the condition known as "hotdog finger"(CGS)

I have spoken my piece.

Guilty Of Being White 

A song by Minor Threat which sums up how white people feel today
Why should we be guilty of being white because of something that none of us alive in this world took part in?

What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White 

OK... Now take your hand 🖐 And now slam it into your face 🤦 ♂️ That
Hym "What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White? 🖐🤦 ♂️😭 in 3 emojis."

Trip while being chased by zombies 

The act of tripping the nearest person running alongside you while being chased by zombies to stall enough time for you to keep running away from utter doom
Person 1: Dude, where's Johnny? I thought he was with you.
Person 2: We were running away, but the zombies were catching up, so I had him trip while being chased by zombies. It gave me enough time to get here.

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

wetting the soil while it's being planted 

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time
look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.
Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!