beezo

The KOOLEST MUTHA F**KA YOU EVER MET!
Club Promoter in N.Y.C.

"You know that guy BEEZO the really handsome guy with the pierceing blue eyes? He BEEZO CRAZY!!!

by BE-ZO May 2, 2003

beezo

1)An Australian guy who can be found lurking the internet, he has a lot to say, but at least he's honest.
2)A very funny yet moody person.
3)Da bees knees

2...ex. That guy is a real beezo
3...ex. That girl is beezo

by huggy bear February 13, 2004

Beezo's

1. Marijuana. 2. Taking hits from marijuana smoking device (i.e. pipe, bong).

Hey Tiger, got any beezo's?

by Jon Ellis November 22, 2003

beezo-hound

An exeptionally clever canine that can fetch humans beezos on request and impregnate bitches without paying any child support.

"Hey, Cletus. I'm all out of beezo. Tell that beezo-hound, Maginald to fetch me a fresh one...and stop paying child support."

"Man, I really don't feel like getting out of my chair. I wish I had a beezo-hound to get me an ice-cold beezo."

by Camel von Woogieton November 13, 2006

sloppy beezos

Chronically drunk and sloppy high school girls from Albany, NY who are used as hook-up fodder - and later joke fodder - at parties.

Were there any sloppy beezos at the CBA party?

I hooked up with one of the sloppy beezos but it sucked.

by thirddegree April 29, 2003

Jeezo Beezo

What people say when "Golly Jeez" just isn't enough. Can be enunciated to emphasize the "ee"'s.

Jeezo Beezo! I can't believe I got an F on that Gym assignment!

by Constar9898 August 20, 2008

Beezo

Term for an absolute beauty hockey player who chucks filthy sauce and leads the team in genos. Originated in a locker room somewhere in North America after a hockey game.

"Fuckin rights Beezo, way to go bar mexy on that geno and give me the apple."

by Pjohns April 17, 2016