2 definitions by thirddegree

Top Definition
Chronically drunk and sloppy high school girls from Albany, NY who are used as hook-up fodder - and later joke fodder - at parties.
Were there any sloppy beezos at the CBA party?

I hooked up with one of the sloppy beezos but it sucked.
by thirddegree April 29, 2003
The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.
The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.
by thirddegree February 25, 2003

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