Beet eater

Derogatory slur against the people of the Australian continent due to their large consumption of beets on hamburgers.

"You stupid Aussie beet eater, why don't you go back to your convict island?!"

by Dan Clarizio March 17, 2007

Beatin Beets

To use both hands to smack one's scrotum and balls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. Performed for sexual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. May be self-performed or performed by a mate.

Roger loved Beatin Beets. His lovers sack was a deep shade of purple by the end of their session.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015

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Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020

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Yeet the beet

YEET THE BEET

So iconic
It is similar to POP OFF or GO OFF or just an amazing hype term

I just yeet it around in pretty much any normal conversation

Friend A: I JUST GOT MY TWO FREE TACOS!!!!!

Friend B: YEESSSSS YEET THE BEET

by Yeet.the.beet.og May 31, 2020

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