According to legend, beefie the man was the biggest and most swole man to ever walk this earth. Hitting the gym every day, beefie gained an extreme amount of muscle in a very short amount of time. Often described to be the most chad being in the universe, he eats his cereal without milk.
Timmy asks "Mother, why are we cannibals"

and mother replies, "It is because beefie the man gifted us with his meat and ended world hunger."
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club est. 2021. started by the three coolest girls of all time and their experience with love at first sight. the big beefy tan man fan club is the elitist social club in the whole wide world.
Oh my god... maybe this'll get me into the big beefy tan man fan club
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After blowing out your pals fart box,you pull out with fecal matter on your peen and proceed to masturbate furiously. Then send your cock juice skyward into your mouth an regurgitate it into your other pals mouth.
Yesterday after workout we headed back to Chads house for a good ol' beefy man shake
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