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A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.
Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!
by Fuzzy Bunny November 06, 2006