Bedhug 

Use of a bed, sofa or ottoman as one half of a hug. Usually accomplished by lying on top of your partner and hugging them between yourself and the bed

While on vacation I bedhugged my wife while she was trying to take a nap.

Bedhug by newyankeedoc October 15, 2010

Bedbug

Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens

The New York Times has a serious bedbug infestation.

Bedbug by ZMES August 27, 2019

Bedbugger 

A guy who comes to your house, packs up all your junk, sticks it in his big, fat moving truck (in a very orderly fashion), drives it across the country (or town), unpacks it and then has a beer.

Oh man, I hate moving! I'm gonna call up that bald headed bedbugger so my junk won't get wrecked.

Bedbugger by cathintheriver July 1, 2010

Bedbug

Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night

Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!

Bedbug by Dante_ck November 3, 2016

bedbug

A clingy sexual partner who infests your bed at at all times.

Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.

bedbug by Filiaci December 25, 2007

Bethugda 

A nickname for a town in Maryland that borders Washington DC. A very wealthy, highly educated, and urbane suburb; Bethesda is also home to a disproportionately large number of "wiggers", or teenagers who think they are rough.

This unexplained phenomenon in Bethesda manifests itself through its large numbers of teens driving expensive cars, but pretending like they are gangsters or hoods.

Bethesda, home of the spoiled rich kid who acts tough.

Kids from Bethesda who act like thugs driving their parent's Benz's, listeing to Biggie. Bethugda

Bethugda by C Burnett October 31, 2008

bedbugs 

Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.

(said before bed)
"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"

bedbugs by Benbo Baggins August 8, 2005