Bed burner 

When two people are in bed together and one person is on top and they're having such hard sex that the friction on the sheets at the moment of orgasm sets the bed on fire.

They were expecting a happy ending (orgasm) but instead got a happy ending with a negative twist (orgasm with the bed on fire)

The game was a Bed Burner since we won but our star player got injured and is out for the season.

Bed burner by BarryLongshore November 4, 2009

bed burger 

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.

After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.

bed burger by geminate June 8, 2024