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1.
The "Anna Kournikova" of Soccer.
Man! teenage girls are bigger fans of Beckham than the people who actually follow the sport!
by scrEEmur November 29, 2003
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2.
a ponce that cries if accidents happen and he can't get an apology
football, the boss in a rage over a lost game kicks a loose football boot, this hits the said Beckham on the noggin, he cries and demands an apology or he walks (and takes his ball with him)
by mickturate February 19, 2003
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3.
Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid
by Anonymous September 27, 2003
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