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Beato (BEE-toe), noun/verb greek/latin ; The tradition of (mainly) adolescent dry-humping of one's mattress, sleeping bag, bedroll, stuffed animal, or in some particularly desperate cases, carpeted or even wooden floors, in the attempt of achieving physical/emotional/psycho-sexual pleasure or fulfillment, usually resulting in mild-to-moderate wang-chafing, ejaculation, or both.

Beato derives from the greek 'Beata', loose translation of which, according to many historians, being 'Go fuck a tree', or latin, 'For gods sake

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When I asked Joe what he did last night, he answered, "Not much. Just another beato marathon then went to sleep".
by Octoslash May 31, 2013