Beato 

Beato (BEE-toe), noun/verb greek/latin ; The tradition of (mainly) adolescent dry-humping of one's mattress, sleeping bag, bedroll, stuffed animal, or in some particularly desperate cases, carpeted or even wooden floors, in the attempt of achieving physical/emotional/psycho-sexual pleasure or fulfillment, usually resulting in mild-to-moderate wang-chafing, ejaculation, or both.

Beato derives from the greek 'Beata', loose translation of which, according to many historians, being 'Go fuck a tree', or latin, 'For gods sake

WD-40 those bedsprings'

When I asked Joe what he did last night, he answered, "Not much. Just another beato marathon then went to sleep".

Beato by Octoslash May 31, 2013

Burrito-beato 

When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.

Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato

Burrito-beato by Captpan6 June 2, 2022

Beanos 

a bean that was fused with Thanos making the ultimate lifeform BEANOS

Everybody gangsta until BEANOS

Beanos by juusha August 4, 2019

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

Got to be Michael Jackson in his Gold Pants!

When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!

burning beacon of raw sexuality by Suzy123 September 23, 2012

Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks

YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT

Baton twirling by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018