Retort to a comment where one tells you that they can beat you. You respond with, "you couldn't beat an egg!"
by Nyar101 December 10, 2008
When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009
by Armadill0 February 10, 2018
When a girl masturbates.
HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!
HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!
"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)
RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed
RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed
by proviegrrl December 9, 2010
by Addybrinnella February 9, 2018
Chris was egg beating in the other room
by ayylmao-kek June 25, 2015
When you cum on a thicc girls thighs and as she walks to clean up the thigh friction causes your cum to froth up.
by Gothicc February 27, 2023