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Beat your Jesus

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield
Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys
by 315 & T-Dog! March 27, 2003
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